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Pwned with My Pwn Petard Sep 14, 2010
By Zolton
"Veni. Vidi. Reviewi."
It's finally football season. But fat, drunk and stupid is no way to gallivant around a gridiron, as the old saying goes. So for the rest of us beer-blooded Americans, that means it's FANTASY football season. I've been playing for years and never won a trophy, so I decided this is the year. MY year.
I finally found a league I figured I could win -- the local Junior Girl Scouts chapter had an opening -- and prepared my high-stepping coast to victory.
I bought sixteen of these pennants, one to give each of my 'victims' after my pretend team of stars beats their starry-eyed team of pretenders into the virtual AstroTurf. I say, if you're going to be a winner, why not be a SORE winner? These little girls need to be taught a lesson -- and that lesson is: taunting might get a penalty in the NFL, but your Dad's not a referee, there, shortcake. So nyah!
Of course, that was before I based my team draft on a fantasy guide written approximately when Joe Namath was still playing the game.
And it was certainly before Week One, when sweet little Prissy Walker took time away from earning her 'My Pretty Pony Tail Braiding' merit badge to beat the unholy snot out of my team, 138-19. We just got obliterated. By a girl named 'Prissy'. That's like losing a fistfight to Cindy-Lou Who, where you get first punch. I certainly hope my pretend team of scrubs is as virtually embarrassed as I am.
As for these pennants, I don't know what to do with them now. That kid I just played came in dead last the season before, so I don't foresee having many 'victims' to hand them out to. Maybe Prissy can braid them together into a noose for my playoff hopes.
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